DPS Theory

June 22, 2008

I’m Bitter

Filed under: Grammarian, Obama '08, Politics — Peter @ 10:13 pm

Geesh, people are still bringing up Obama’s “bittergate” gaffe.

Let me paraphrase what he was trying to say:

People in small towns want a politician who can stand up for their economic interests, and do what it takes to promote job stability and job growth, e.g. keep their jobs in their towns instead of moving overseas, making good health care available, etc.  But they have become bitter when they vote those issues because no-one’s been doing that for them.  But there are Republicans who will work for other values, such as protecting their gun rights and, i guess, promoting their religious values.  So they have been reliably voting Repub, since Repubs have been reliable on those issues.  If Dems will start being reliable on the economic issues that are important to them, they’ll start voting Dem.

Granted, the way Obama phrased it was open to misinterpretation.

June 12, 2008

36 on the ACT grammar

Filed under: Grammarian — Peter @ 8:42 pm

Yeah, that was like 16 years ago for me.

Actual question on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader:

“How many adjectives are in, ‘Sierra runs down the hill.’”

Correct answer, 1, “the.”

Their answer, 0.

Yes, articles are adjectives.

So yes, I’m smarter than a 5th grader. Thank you.

Now stop wondering why I’m watching such crap, I’m not watching, it’s just on.

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