Have some compassion…

Suppose you were convicted of hedge-fund fraud to the tune of about $450M, and instead of showing up to serve your prison sentence, you decide to fake your own suicide.  Now, while your hiding, say, on beautiful Caribbean beach, listening to the news, you hear that the police have ruled out actual suicide and are looking for you.  I’d feel so bad!  What, no candlelight vigil?  No-one mourning or sorry about your loss?  Gosh, to not be trusted to actually kill yourself over regret for your fraud and conviction.  And he probably felt so clever when he ditched his SUV with “Suicide is Easy” scrawled on the hood.